Your name is HANNA DEWITT. You are a total ANGLOPHILE, and lived in London when you were THREE YEARS OLD for like a few months, so that totally makes you English. You are a TOTAL BBC NERD, and consider yourself a WHOVIAN AND SHERLOCKIAN OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER. You totally have hundreds of followers on your RAD TUMBLOG, where you post your SOPHISTICATED FANART of your favorite couples online. You go to an ART SCHOOL but you’re totally FUCKED BECAUSE OF LOANS, but that didn’t stop you from getting this AWESOME PINK IPHONE because you like to think that Sherlock is your ALTERNATE IDENTITY.
Also you are a PUELLA MAGI so you are KIND OF IMPORTANT. You like to think you are Teufel Town’s BATMAN. They don’t need you, they fucking deserve you.
((Obnoxious excerpt aside, Hanna DeWitt is an NPC in Puella who leads you through the battle system. She’ll be more important later, when we introduce our first Witch.
In other words, I will be Livestreaming @ 11:00 PM PST tonight, but it’s just going to be a lot of demeaning minor Puella Magi graphic work with scraps of doodles on the side. ))